The Almighty Cakesan

Oh my! It is the Almighty Cakesan! His diamond-dense muscles rip through his mythril shirt, a halo of pink doritos float above him, strong black pants to not startle people with the blood of his victims which have lost to Almighty Cakesan, who knows what mysteries lie behind that plastered smile! I do not on this muscly cake beast, no, nobody can tame him or her...
(jk go to this guy uniqueguy)